Chicken jokes for adults
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Richard Nixon's Answer. What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg. A Dirty Double-Crossing Chicken. Miscellaneous Asked by. I intend to prove that the chicken crossed the road at the behest of the president of the United States of America, in an effort to distract law enforcement officials and the American public from the criminal wrongdoing our highest elected official has been trying to cover up. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says It was 'fowl' weather.
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Chicken Cross The Road Joke
So, he followed the chicken down a road and ended up at a farm. The chicken did not cross the road. The horse, still on shaky legs, stuttered. Theend of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was. Richard Nixon's Answer. Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you. Because he works for chicken feed.
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Chicken cartoons and comics
Arthur Andersen Consultant's Answer. He wasn't what he was cracked up to be. To get out of Kentucky. After a few other callers, Art Bell got a fax saying that the guy hadn't been possessed by a headless chicken, he must have been possessed by a poultrygeist.
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